HAPPY NEW YEAR YA FILTHY ANIMALS

I'M ON A BARGE SOMEWHERE ON THE HUDSON RIVER

THERE ARE DRINKS

THERE IS A GUY IN A HOMEMADE KIMONO

HE OFFERED ME A JOB

I NEED ONE OF THOSE BUT I SAID NO CUZ I'M A DATA ANALYST AND HE NEEDED ENGINEERS

GOODBYE 2021

THE PARTS OF YOU WHERE I WAS ASLEEP WILL SORELY BE MISSED

The story itself will be up Sunday. Hope you dig it :)